An open letter to Zara Clothing:

Dear Zara,

I am a size M in Next, size 12 in H&M, Size 12 in Tesco, Size 12-14 in Top Shop, Size 14 in River Island, size 12 or 14 in Oasis, Size 14 in Primark. I even fit into some size 10 clothing depending on the cut. BUT I am NOT a XL in anyone’s language, so you can take your “OH!-Look-at-us-we-are-all-just-SO-SUPER-skinny-and-have-NO-titties-or-butt-and-we-survive-on-a-sniff-of-celery-stick-once-a-week-clothing-size-guide.” and shove it up your boney arse!

Xx My Life as a Series of Status Updates

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